if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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