I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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