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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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