It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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