They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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