I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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