We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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