he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
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