Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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