why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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