Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
This baby is an asshole
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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