hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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