I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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