Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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