the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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