32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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