Kiss
Puke
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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