Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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