I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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