He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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