This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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