They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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