Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Randomize