No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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