Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
We don't watch enough power rangers
whose parrot is this?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Randomize
