Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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