Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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