Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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