Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
