lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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