i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
where does the pee come out of this thing
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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