I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Randomize
