Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I will be naked everywhere
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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