Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
you would pick up someone in the library
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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