i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
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