Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
