tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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