I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize
