So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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