was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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