then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
