Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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