So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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