btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
we're making bets on your personal life
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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