are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
okay pat passed out under dana's car
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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