somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
she told me i tasted like america
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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