i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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