How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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