Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
