First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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